"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
05/25/2018 at 19:44 • Filed to: None
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"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
05/25/2018 at 19:44 • Filed to: None | 8
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My middle schoolers had sex ed this week. This is what my son said:
“Pretty much the only thing we learned in sex ed is that if you have sex you’re probably going to die.”
E90M3
> ttyymmnn
05/25/2018 at 19:49 |
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Well, there is almost a 100% chance we’ll all die one day.
PyramidHat
> ttyymmnn
05/25/2018 at 19:54 |
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Not entirely wrong...but the cause/effect chain is a little mis-connected.
Nice to see we’re teaching the good stuff in the 21rd century...
HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
> ttyymmnn
05/25/2018 at 19:54 |
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Lol.... Today was our last day of school and let me just say that we high schoolers are stupid
Interpret that as you will
jimz
> HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
05/25/2018 at 19:55 |
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no need for interpretation, we’re well aware.
farscythe - makin da cawfee!
> ttyymmnn
05/25/2018 at 19:56 |
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oh yeah.... i remember something like that
after mating the female bites your head off
(its a lie..... some of them call that foreplay)
KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
> ttyymmnn
05/25/2018 at 20:03 |
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Dis you just use the S-word?
Rico
> ttyymmnn
05/25/2018 at 20:07 |
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At his age this is good information.
Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
> ttyymmnn
05/25/2018 at 20:11 |
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He he. We are all going to die, it’s just a matter of time.
E92M3
> ttyymmnn
05/25/2018 at 20:17 |
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They scared the crap out of us during sex ed. I remember the first party I went to in 8th grade, a girl wanted to have sex. I didn’t have a condom, so I told her no. 10 mins goes by and she somehow got one from somebody. I still chickened out, because they instilled in us that they often break during sex without you knowing it, and all it takes is ONE sperm.
F@#$% those teachers!
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KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
> E92M3
05/25/2018 at 20:26 |
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Goddamnit McLovin
TheRealBicycleBuck
> E92M3
05/25/2018 at 20:46 |
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I have two kids who are living proof that no form of birth control is 100% effective.
Clown Shoe Pilot
> Rico
05/25/2018 at 21:03 |
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no it’s not. telling people the truth is good information.
Alfalfa
> ttyymmnn
05/25/2018 at 21:11 |
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So basically this
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Rico
> Clown Shoe Pilot
05/25/2018 at 21:50 |
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Well the truth is sex is fun and amazing!
LongbowMkII
> farscythe - makin da cawfee!
05/25/2018 at 21:58 |
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Don’t kink shame
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farscythe - makin da cawfee!
> LongbowMkII
05/25/2018 at 21:59 |
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lol sorry...
wasnt my intent
scoob
> KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
05/25/2018 at 22:34 |
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...
PENIS!
duurtlang
> ttyymmnn
05/26/2018 at 06:29 |
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Seriously, in 2018?
A teacher handed out condoms at school during sex Ed. There was even a condom jar there, all the time. They gave us good and honest information. About sex, condoms, the pill, hygiene, whatever. My (female) biology teacher even showed us a Kama Sutra video that wasn’t exactly censored when we were about 16.
I don’t believe there was a single teenage pregnancy (carried to term) in my 1000 kid middle/highschool. I wouldn’t be surprised if half of my classmates were still virgins at 18. I’m 35 years old now and no, I didn’t go to school in the US.
Textured Soy Protein
> ttyymmnn
05/26/2018 at 09:19 |
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In third grade, we had a D.A.R.E. police officer come to our class to tell us why drugs are bad, mmm’kay. He described PCP as making people feel like they’re Superman and they end up jumping off bridges thinking they can fly. My whole 3rd grade class wanted to try PCP after that.
(They did not mention the words angel dust or sherm.)
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ttyymmnn
> Textured Soy Protein
05/26/2018 at 11:23 |
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That Superman thing was such a stupid cliche. I’m not saying that taking elephant tranquilizers is a good idea, just that people need to be more creative when telling kids about drugs.
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ttyymmnn
> duurtlang
05/26/2018 at 12:08 |
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Well, he is 12, so we may not be getting the whole story. And he did ask me what ejaculation is the other day. I have not reviewed the curriculum, but I do know that their 70-year-old gym teacher was presenting it, so who knows what angle he took? And, any teacher in the US who had a jar of condoms on their desk would be fired in an instant. The faux piety of this country is appalling.
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> Rico
05/26/2018 at 12:26 |
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Right, and kids should not go into adulthood ashamed and afraid of sex. It is fun, also healthy, also a huge responsibility. Teaching that it’s scary and sinful instills shame and a lack of understanding that leads to shitty people doing shitty things to each other.
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> HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
05/26/2018 at 12:30 |
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It ain’t your fault, you have morons teaching you.
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> ttyymmnn
05/26/2018 at 12:47 |
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Gotta love Texas, man.
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HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
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05/26/2018 at 13:13 |
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Yup, this is what I get for being forced to come to Florida